After I received the Wholesaler catalogue yesterday I was convinced I was about to become a millionaire. 20p for an item. (20 in pack) so that is 1p per item at COST PRICE - I'm gonna be rich!
I even rang D at work to tell him he could hand his notice in, how we were going to open our own store and be million-freakin-aires.
When D came home hours later (he didn't take my advice and quit his promising career for my flighty dream) he proceeded to tell me how my business model was flawed -what business model? I'd just opened the catalogue and decided I wanted to buy everything and that we were gonna be rich.
I listened to him yammer on about how it was not going to work blah blah blah. This only encouraged me to succeed more, but instead of becoming a millionaire I'm now going to become a TWO millionaire so I can burn the second million in front of D's face going 'nah-nah this could've been yours but you didn't believe in me''
About an hour later I read the catalogue properly...um..yeah it's 20p per unit and you have to buy in multiples of 20 (£4 total cost) PLUS VAT...so erm it's not AS cheap as I first thought,
(Give me a break it's my first wholesaler catalogue I don't know how it works) but still pretty cheap.
I do plan on stocking from them but maybe millionaire-dom & global domination is a few more years away yet...