I have a routine when it comes to pillows; the first layer is the thin might-as-well-not-exist pillow, followed by a squishy bargain basement pillow, then a firmer silent night pillow and topped off by my cuddle pillow. (which supports my aches and pains at night)
When I went to bed three nights ago I noticed a problem. On top of the bed was an intruder, it looked like my pillow and was 'dressed' like my pillow but it sure didn't feel like my pillow. I quizzed D who (of course) denied any pillow larsony so I spent the night rolling over sighing and then re-arranging my pillows, turning over, sighing etc.
D is so in-tune with my needs that when I have insomnia, he does too! (which has absolutely nothing to do with me continually shaking him because I can't sleep)
The past few days I've had neck ache, head ache, jaw ache and back ache. I've even begun to feel like maybe I had the flu or my toothache was trying to take over my body.
Tonight though D made a fatal mistake, when I went to bed he had 3 pillows and I had 4 (lumpy horrid one on top) About twenty minutes into my rolling and re-arranging routine I noticed that D now had 4 pillows..but I still had 4 pillows too.
I touched the pillow his head was on and yes it was mine, that dirty little pillow thief had stolen MY pillow, and he'd been hiding it from me.
So, I had to get it back using all of my best ninja abilities;