But today, TODAY I rocked!
I've had a theory that maybe I wasn't terrible, maybe it was the colour I'd chosen for my guy (stop laughing) maybe his red uniform was the equivalent of waving a red flag in front of a bull.
So when I was pwned by a guy in a spiffy yellow and gold ensemble I swapped my uniform to match him.
I got pwned even more so figured day-glo colours were probably a no-no.
I tried a nice deep green to blend in with the forestry and of course the game loaded me up on a stone covered level so I was pwned again.
Feeling fed up I relented and turned myself into a bright purple and pink character that screamed "I'm a Girl"
And suddenly I became the PWNER!
I'm sure that psychologically all the little boys and 5yr old men are "unable" to pull the trigger fast enough when faced with 'a girl' because I managed to go on a complete killing spree, get a trophy, achievement and get the second highest score.
Oh yes I AM AWESOME
I was so excited I tried to call D at work so I could brag, but then realised his boss probably wouldn't think my phone call was so awesome and important so I hung-up.
Beware of the purple one