EWW so what this is going to be in SHOPS where I buy my FOOD?
and here is the conversation said advert provoked;
ME: The bugs are plastic though right?
D: No, they're set in plastic.
ME: So it's a real scorpion?
ME: But what if it...ya know..gets out?
D: It's dead
ME: But what if it re-animates?
D: I don't know many re-animating scorpions
D: But if it does re-animate then that would make it a Zombie scorpion, and then we're all fucked.