Me : When I have our future child I want to give birth in a swing
D : WHAT?
Me: It would probably have to be a sex-swing since I'd probably need to be "held up"
Me: I just think a swing might be really good for getting natural forces to help ease the baby out
Me: I'd be all PUSH------PUSH---------WHEEEEEEEEE----------PUSH
D: *starts laughing* higher, higher
Me: Of course someone would have to have a giant net ready to catch the baby as it whooshes out
D: A designated catcher?
Me: and when it did it would be a BABY SHOWER!!!