A post that's only slightly better than my previous post
Me: *Cough Splutter*..*hack*....WOW!!!
Me: I just coughed a bubble! And it floated and everything
Me: It was just like a soap bubble, I have NEVER done that before, I have actual magical powers!
*Insert me coughing and spluttering trying to re-do it*
D: You know that means you only have 5 minutes to live
D: That bubble was your soul escaping...now you only have a few minutes left
Me: *continuing to cough and splutter to make a new bubble*
D: See it's already starting.