Generic Film Salesman : Hello Ladies can I ask you where you rent your movies from?
Me: *staring blatantly at the sign above his booth and reading off it* Generic Films.com
GFS: *skeptical* Realllly?
Me: *looking at him right in the eye* Yup.
GFS: So how did you hear of us?
Me: I got a discount code through the post for a 30-day trial.
GFS: And did you continue it after 30-days?
GFS: Well I guess I can't ask for better than that
*turns to my friend*
GFS: Do you use Generic Films.com?
MF: I got a trial through the post too
GFS: ...Aww now C'MON, you didn't BOTH get a trial
ME: *shrugs* I gave her my code
GFS: *clearly aware he's being played but unable to sell us something we say we already have* !SIGH! Well, did you continue the service
GFS: *grinding his teeth* Well have a good day then.