Can this really all be my fault or has my electronic staff member finally gone on strike? Maybe it's time to get a typewriter and some carrier pigeons although knowing my luck they'd only go and choke on their water or something equally as moronic just to get away from me.
I finally told D what I've done he scowled and like a good code monkey went to fix it for me :)
D: You've hit F11 and gone into full screen mode.
ME: I pressed F11 to fix it
D: Well I just pressed it and now it's fine
ME: Well I tried turning the volume down
Me: I mean the Screen Size...
D: (walking off and muttering) Turn the volume down
I'm going to go buy him a banana