Friday, 6 January 2012

Words are not enough

My thoughts on reading this - in numerical order;

  1. How brilliant
  2. Why didn't I think of this
  3. Would I really make a good assassin?
  4. Probably not
  5. Who can I get finally kill off now...
  6. What group of people shall I hit since it's cheaper
  7. I wonder if there is a loyalty 'kill 6 get one free' scheme
  8. What if someone hired them to kill ME and that's why I've been so ill....
  9. I wonder if that number really works....dare I ring it....?
I haven't rung it yet....I really want if I get enough comments (because I am not doing this for myself - I mean...what if it's REAL)...I will ring and RECORD my conversation with el Assassin. So you all know what to do....give me 25 hits below and I'll hike to a phone box and ring the number... (because I'm not stupid enough to use my home or mobile phone.) 

And let me know if you think I should be...
a) deadly serious on the phone about hiring an assassin
b) plain desperate - like totally unbelievably over-the-top desperate
c) treat it as a joke
d) use a funny accent and pretend to be a spy
e) give me your totally awesome idea for what I should do

(and if someone from abroad can please promise to take me in if this all goes very wrong and the police and international spies get involved, that'd be great.)


  1. D! Definitely D! If you start an assassin business, I want to join. We could be like the Babysitters Club.

  2. The assassin who doesn't hurt animals reminds me of A Fish Called Wanda, so if I were going to call him, I'd borrow a character name and story from that movie. Except it's been awhile since I saw it, so I don't remember much of it. I'd make a terrible assassin client.

  3. Maybe I'll rent the movie first! Maybe even sound-bite it ;)

  4. So...Wanda it is.