Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Elf on the Shelf ....

Realising, if I had only invented the 'Elf on the Shelf' that I would be a gazillionaire right now has prompted me to "invent" this 'Bunny in the Honey' for Easter....any takers... any one.... it's a bunny....and you know...it's in honey...and maybe it poops easter eggs or something, i don't know I'll get to that part.
C'mon, make me rich ;)

Sunday, 24 November 2013

They've inherited my sense of humour

Amazing moment last night. My three were all laid drinking their milk before bed when Zarek mis-fired and milk squirted straight into his eye - slapstick style.
Gaius who was laid beside him saw and suddenly burst out laughing - (nearly choking on his milk) at Zarek being sprayed in the eye.
It was truly amazing to see how developed they are to derive humour from things they find funny. It was one of those "wow" moments for us.

Thursday, 10 October 2013

I am a meany


*phone rings*
ME:Hello?
*crackly line, call centre noises*
ME:Hello?
Hello Ma'am I'm calling from accident insu..
ME:Hello?
Hello Ma'am?
ME:Hello? Grandma Is that you?
No Ma'am, I'm calling from
ME:Grandma, are you okay? Do you need me to come over?
Ma'am, I'm calling from
ME:Hello? 
*click*

Friday, 20 September 2013

Teeny tiny thief!

Had a portage visit today
They bought with them a big blue ball, which rattles.
Zarek was delighted!
After all blue is his favourite colour...and it came in his favourite shape ... A ball.
As he shook it in glee a thought flitted into my mind of how I bet he would not want to part with it easily. 
He's come down from his nap and lo and behold out from whereever he stashed it appears the blue ball, stolen from the portage workers.....he hasn't let go of it since!
Klepto!

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Amuse bouche

Oh dear. 
During breakfast today Zarek sneezed and weetabix shot out of his mouth.
Gaius burst out laughing.
From then on and weetabix i fed him was blown out of Zarek's mouth to make Gaius laugh again.
I have a class clown on my hands, god help his teachers!

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Doin' time

Sometimes the best place to eat your dinner uninterrupted is to put YOURSELF in baby jail!